Mormon Alphabet

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Mormon Alphabet Soup:

My son is a CTR,

I go to PEC,

And I work for the CES,

And study the TG.

I also read the B of M,

I probe the D and C,

I often search the KJV,

And ponder the JST.

Just today in BYC

We planned for EFY,

I stayed a little longer

And had my PPI.

The YM and YW

Are putting on a play,

It’s one that I remember

From back in MIA.

Just before our eldest son

Went to the MTC,

He gladly helped the BSA

Complete their SME.

Soon our oldest daughter

Is heading for the Y,

And soon our oldest clothing

Is heading for DI.

If you can plainly understand

This alphabetic mess,

I think it’s very likely

Yes, that you are LDS!

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