Two Environments
Should you ever get your “environments” mixed up, the following information may come in handy:
IN PRISON
AT WORK
1) You
spend the majority of your time in a 10’x 10’ cell 1) You spend the majority of your time in an 8’x 8’
cubicle
2) You get
three meals a day, fully paid for
2)
You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
3) You get
time off for good behavior
3)
You get more work for good behavior
4) A guard
locks and unlocks all the doors for you
4)
You must carry a security card and open all doors by yourself
5) You can
watch TV and play games
5)
You will get fired for watching TV or playing games
6) You get your
very own toilet
6)
You share a toilet with others who urinate on the toilet seat
7) Your
family and friends are allowed to visit 7) You can’t
even speak to your family or friends
8) All
expenses are paid by taxpayers, no required work 8) You pay all your expenses at work, and you pay
taxes to support prisoners
9) You
spend all your time inside bars waiting to get out 9) You spend all
your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
10)
You must deal with sadistic wardens 10) You must
deal with similar individuals called managers
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